Chuck Norris hefur talið upp í óendanlegt! Tvisvar!
Það eru oft skemmtilegar umræður á Maclantic og margar þeirra alls óskyldar Apple. Á þræðinum Mike & Chuck kom eftirfarandi svar sem ég hreinlega verð að hafa eftir (textinn ku hafa verið á háskólabol):
Things you need to know about Chuck Norris * Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg. * Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. * Chuck Norris clogs the toilet when he pisses. * Chuck Norris? cowboy boots are made from real cowboys. * If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the f*ck down. * Chuck Norris does not go hunting. Chuck Norris goes killing. * When the boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. * Chuck Norris sleeps with the light on because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris. * Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands. * Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them. * The quickest way to a mans heart is through Chuck Norris? fist. * Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did. * If at first you don?t succeed, you are obviously not Chuck Norris. * Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse? Horses are hung like Chuck Norris. * Chuck Norris can eat a Rubics Cube and poop it out solved.
Þegar ég gúgglaði meistarann fann ég vefinn ChuckNorrisFacts.com. Þar er þessi stórkostlega setning:
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
Þessi bolur er hér með kominn á jólagjafalistann minn.
